Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Drinking

OK, so I posted about my wild Friday night with Shawn and Scott at Kurt's and XYZ already but then last night, maybe bc we're not so bright, we did it all again... minus the gay bars.

I had an eye doctor appointment at 5:15 and thought, well gee, I'm in West Knoxville, its a pretty day, I should get everyone to meet up for a drink.

My friends Jeff and Josh said that they love this one bar called Rick's Place and it was ladies night, so 2 for 1, um ok!

I had tried to get Chris to come out too, Jeff is one of his oldest friends, but sadly we couldn't find a sitter and I was already out.
Thank God for my wonderful, understanding, loving husband...

In the end it was Jeff, Josh, Steph, Shawn, Scott and a group of Rick's regulars.
I made the mistake of drinking too much.
I just don't recognize my limits...
I think the final total was 2 whiskey and cokes, 3 California Car Bombs and 3 yuenglings.
We did end up ordering some food and soda to counteract the alcohol.

Nonetheless, I think I made a loud, obnoxious, sloppy drunk :(
Thank god it wasn't just me.

We had a blast though!
We got to catch up and tell silly stories and use weird iphone apps (particularly the breast enhancement one... I look HOT with a c cup!)
I think there was some dancing
There's pictures on my phone of dancing.

It was just utter insanity.
And this makes for twice in a week.
PLUS, Shawn's birthday is next week, so he's having a party on Saturday night...
I told him that he's the devil :)
He says I'm the devil... who knows!

So, here's some of the super classy, fabulous pictures from last night.

Please enjoy at my expense...

Dancing and trying to listen to a story.
Very perplexed look on my face, wonder what the hell was happening...


Jeff, cutie pie, and me


Scott, me and Shawn dirty dancing.
I should add, no one else was dancing.
I should also add, there was no one else in the bar at this point.


Shawn posing with a mouthfull...
I don't know why, he's gay, so it doesn't count.
I think I said that alot last night.


We have also realized that our theme song has to be "Last Friday Night" by Katy Perry.
See if you think these lyrics sound like any of our antics...

There's a stranger in my bed,
There's a pounding in my head
Glitter all over the room
Pink flamingos in the pool
I smell like a minibar
DJ's passed out in the yard
Barbie's on the barbeque
There's a hickie or a bruise

Pictures of last night
Ended up online
I'm screwed
Oh well
It's a blacked out blur
But I'm pretty sure it ruled
Damn

Last Friday night
Yeah we danced on tabletops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot

Last Friday night
Yeah we maxed our credit cards
And got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard

Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a ménage à trois
Last Friday night
Yeah I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop
Whoa-oh-oah

This Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again

Trying to connect the dots
Don't know what to tell my boss
Think the city towed my car
Chandelier is on the floor
Ripped my favorite party dress
Warrant's out for my arrest
Think I need a ginger ale
That was such an epic fail

Pictures of last night
Ended up online
I'm screwed
Oh well
It's a blacked out blur
But I'm pretty sure it ruled
Damn

Last Friday night
Yeah we danced on table tops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot

Last Friday night
Yeah we maxed our credits card
And got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevards

Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping int he dark
Then had a ménage à trois
Yeah I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop
Oh whoa oh

This Friday night
Do it all again
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again
Do it all again
This Friday night

T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.

Last Friday night
Yeah we danced on table tops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot

Last Friday night
Yeah we maxed our credit cards
And got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard

Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a ménage à trois

Last Friday night
Yeah I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop
Oh-whoa-oh
This Friday night
Do it all again

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