Monday, January 30, 2012

Wanted: Stacey Campfield, Dead or Alive

By now I'm sure everyone in the world has heard of the bill trying to pass in Tennessee that is commonly referred to as the "Don't Say Gay" bill. For those of you who have missed it, the whole premiss of the law is that teachers and other people within a school system are not allowed to discuss homosexuality at all. They can speak about heterosexual reproduction and that is all... now, that doesn't sound awful but then you must take into consideration the gay students, the children of gays parents, etc that are being not only left out but segregated because you're not ALLOWED to talk about that with students.

So here's the thing... it's no secret that I'm a flaming liberal who has always had a passion for equal rights with emphasis on LGBT. So I HATE this man. I hate the fact that he perpetuates a closed minded, backwoods stereotype of Tennessee to not only the nation but the world. I hate that he is spouting misinformation about gays and HIV/AIDS.

I am absolutely shaking with anger after having just listened to a radio interview with him.
He makes me want to hit people, mostly him...





Now, so the rest of you can be just as pissed as I am and inform yourselves as to why this man should NEVER get elected again, here's an article from the Knoxville New Sentinel as of today:


NASHVILLE — State Sen. Stacey Campfield says he was speaking "on the fly" about the origins of AIDS and its transmission during a radio interview that now has "some people going crazy."
Still, the Knoxville Republican said his assertions, including the possibility that AIDS originated from a man having sexual intercourse with a monkey, reasonably reflect what others have said in researching and writing on the subject.
"I'm not a historian on AIDS," he said in an interview Friday. "But I've read and seen what other people have read and seen, and those facts are out there."
Dr. Jacques Pepin, author of the book "The Origin of AIDS," said some of the assertions are "kind of funny," in the sense of being strange and not fully factual.
Campfield was interviewed by Michelangelo Signorile, editor-at-large of Huffington Gay Voices, on Signorile's radio show on SiriusXM's LGBT channel, OutQ. The subject was a Campfield-sponsored bill, nicknamed the "Don't Say Gay" bill (SB49), which Campfield said is intended to block discussion of homosexuality in grades kindergarten through eight in Tennessee schools.
In a Huffington Post story on the interview, Signorile describes Campfield, speaking in an "often belligerent and sarcastic tone," as "comparing homosexuality to bestiality and making what public health officials would characterize as recklessly false assertions about AIDS." Campfield said Friday that part of his comments were taken "out of context" in the story.
On the origin of AIDS, Campfield told Signorile at one point, "It was one guy screwing a monkey, if I recall correctly, and then having sex with men It was an airline pilot, I believe, if I recall correctly."
After Signorile challenged that statement, Campfield added:
"My understanding and correct me if I'm wrong, Mr. Science, on this, but my understanding also is that it is virtually — not completely impossible — it's virtually impossible to contract AIDS outside of blood transfusions through heterosexual sex. It's virtually impossible. If you are having anal sex, yes, you are much more likely to contract AIDS."
Campfield, who characterized Signorile as "clearly getting upset" as the conversation developed, said the monkey sex theory is included in the 1980s book "And the Band Played On," by Randy Shilts.
"That's one of the theories in the book," Campfield said, adding that, insofar as his language goes, "There is not a polite way to say it, so that's what I said."
The senator said the book also identifies an Air Canada flight attendant, Gaƫtan Dugas, who died in 1984, as "patient zero" in the transmission of AIDS through sexual relations with many men. Campfield said the "patient zero" theory was also the subject of an American Journal of Medicine article at one point.
Pepin said that it is generally accepted that the initial transmission of AIDS from chimpanzees to humans occurred in Central Africa, probably in 1921, when a hunter who killed a chimp contracted the virus while butchering the animal for food.
The theory of a "patient zero" being responsible for much of AIDS transition is advanced by "And the Band Played On," Pepin said, but is now generally discredited.
"It's, of course, in retrospect a bit ridiculous," said Pepin. "As I explained, the virus had been spreading in Africa and elsewhere for probably 50 or 60 years before this man got infected."
In the radio interview, Signorile told Campfield that HIV, the virus that causes AIDS "is transmitted through vaginal heterosexual sex," and Campfield replies, "Very rarely."
"My understanding is that it is virtually — not completely, but virtually — impossible to contract AIDS through heterosexual sex," Campfield said on the radio show.
Pepin said that, on average, heterosexual intercourse between an infected person and a noninfected person results in transmission of the disease about "one in a thousand times." But he noted that 100 instances of intercourse would raise the probability to 10 percent and that, in parts of Africa, about 30 percent of the population is infected, mostly through heterosexual intercourse.
Campfield said Friday that his point on the radio show was valid in that, within the United States, heterosexual encounters almost never result in AIDS "unless you're having sex with someone from Africa or an IV drug user."
"The odds of men catching it from women are very, very, very low," he said.
The "Don't Say Gay" bill, which Campfield prefers to call "don't teach gay," passed the state Senate last year after being revised to declare that only sexuality involving "natural human reproduction" can be addressed in classrooms. It still awaits a House vote.
The senator said it is needed in part because homosexuality is more dangerous than heterosexuality and "there are people who want to glorify risky behavior in schools."
Zack McMillin of the Commercial Appeal contributed to this story.










Side Note: I am thoroughly proud that I was able to write this rant without using only the 4 letters words that run through my head everytime I think of this douchecanoe!


Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Keep Calm and Cast On

My girlfriend Kathryn recently requested that I make her a coffee sleeve/cozy thing and it quite possibly changed my life.

OK, maybe that's a tad dramatic but it really did have quite the impact on my knitting!!

Since Christmas knitting is over and done, thank god, I had decided that I was going to try to learn new stitches and knit new things. Unfortunately, the only projects I've worked on since Christmas were things I already knew how to do. There was the baby stocking, that I just finished, for my girlfriend that is prego... I didn't follow any pattern because I didn't like my options, so I made what is basically a really big hat. That way it stretches in all directions and can be used for a lot longer then most of the patterns out there. (Babies grow fast dammit!) And I am still in the midst of a bigger blanket for Adrienne's daughter, Avi.


Baby Stocking

 
Anyhoo, so I get this super cute card with a picture of a coffee cozy cut out of a magazine that basically says please make me one of these, and it's from Kate.
I was kinda like "hmmm, OK, I'm sure I can do this, doesn't look that hard, something new" etc, etc, etc in my head.

I immediately hopped on Ravelry and started looking up patterns.
That was a process. There are sooooooooo many to choose from and then I have to go into each one that I like and read the actual pattern to see if it makes sense and seems like something I want to do.

I kept encountering cable stitches... I don't know to do cable stitches... I want to learn BUT I really just wanted to make a cozy and see how I liked it.

When I finished picking out the patterns I was going to try, it was on like Donkey Kong!!!
If I didn't have to sleep, eat or work, I would have never left the couch!

I was spitting these things out like a knitting machine!!! And by that I mean, it only took a couple of hours to finish one... not bad considering most projects last weeks if not months!

All in all I did 3 travel cozies and one mug cozy. I am hesitant about the mug cozies because all mugs are different sizes. I know because I measured 4 of my own and found them all to be different ( I have a plethora of coffee mugs).

I put them in the mail today, so she should get them by this weekend and I can get some feedback.
If she likes them and they seem to hold up and fit her cups then I may just starting knitting the hell out of them and selling them. I was thinking maybe have a little display at a local coffee shop or something like that at first but if it goes well then maybe I could set up a shop on etsy or something.

Would you pay $5 for a cozy?
Knit cozies on etsy seem to be going for somewhere around $10... so Idk.

The whole point is that I think this would be a great adventure and maybe a way to make some extra money off of a hobby I already adore.

Here are pictures of the ones I did for K8:











 



Monday, January 23, 2012

Trying new things

I have found myself in a serious rut recently.
It's not just diet or sex or anything that important...
I have fallen hard into a terrible habit of routine.

When I get home from work (or up on a Saturday really), I don't feel like do anything.
Nothing. Zip. Nada.
I find myself sitting on the couch, drinking coffee, knitting the same old thing and watching tv while also glaring at the carpet that desperately needs to be vacuumed.
Do I do anything about it?
No.

I don't think it's depression and I can't blame it on winter because it's been in the 50's here all month, I'm just lazy. (Period dot, paragraph)
My dogs (all three) could use a bath and a brushing.
There is clutter on every surface in my house.
My side of the couch (yes, I hole up in one place) looks like a hoarder lives there.
I haven't even put away my laundry this month.

Now I ask myself why...
Why is my house so flipping dirty and I'm not doing anything about it?!?!?!

Maybe it's the fact that cleaning up after Rupert, myself, the dogs (not Chris bc he's awesome) and general cleaning is a non stop chore. I finish and it needs to be done again.

Maybe it's that I feel like we are bursting at the seams in our house.
It's about a 1,000 sq feet. Yep, smaller then a lot of apartments.
Perfect starter home... add a kid and *poof* I need 3,000 sq feet!

So not only is my house trashed but I've not been cooking, shopping, walking, playing, etc.
Literally my ass has been glued to my couch for a month.
Shame. Shame on me. I know.







I've been "letting" Chris bare the brunt of these responsibilities while I sit idly by and watch tv and knit.
Maybe it's just my knitting obsession is out of hand?
Neh, that's not it :)

So my new goal is to get my arse home this evening and clean off all of the surfaces in our dining room, living room, and Rupert's bedroom!
Then... I'll dust them!

For real, I have to motivate myself to do these things... how awful is that?

THEN if it's not pouring rain, maybe we will put Rupert in the stroller and go for a walk!
Ha!
Look at that, productivity and family time!

OK, so that's just the plan... we'll see how it goes.

But I put this out there to not only shame myself publicly but to motivate myself to get out of this rut!



*You can do it. You can do it. You can do it.*


Monday, January 16, 2012

Birthday Week

It's my birthday week!
Yes, week... I said it.

I don't usually have a birthday week but since my birthday falls on a Wednesday and my mom offered to throw me a party the Saturday before.
I'm not gonna skip some sort of small celebration on my actual birthday, I guess I'm selfish like that, whether it's going out with friends or just sitting at home with my family. I want it to feel special.

Well, in between these happenings, I have been asked to go to lunch/dinner several times from friends and family who want to treat since it's my birthday... have I mentioned how lucky I am?!?!?

So yeah, birthday week.
Anyhoo, back to where I was trying to go with this...

I'll be 28 on Wednesday.

I do not fear aging, nor do I feel that 28 is old but what is interesting about this birthday is the 10 year mark from graduating high school.

There have been a million times in the last ten years that I have thought about mine and other's life accomplishments in comparison to our age but now it's like a whole new ballpark.

What have I done that's really notable in the last ten years?

I have NOT become famous, cured cancer, run a marathon, gone to Europe, graduated college, adopted African orphans or anything else of great magnitude.

I feel kind of lame about that (note, I said "kind of").

I have a few girlfriends who have gotten not one but two degrees in the past ten years.
I have friends who moved to Europe (ie my bff Erin).

So really, what have I done?

I've worked, gotten married and had a baby.
Not that there is anything wrong with that!!
It's just kind of SSDD, ya know?

Through facebook and other social media outlets I've been able to see what others from my graduating class have done with their time. It's certainly not like before social networking where the big to-do of reunions was to find out what has been happening.

I wonder how that will impact our reunion...
Will it make it better because we don't feel like we've fallen out of touch with our classmates?
Or will it be worse because there is little to no surprise?

The last ten years has had so much ebb and flow that is significant to me and to my circle of friends and family but very little to "report."
Who else is going to care about a coffee shop kids outing that was so effing funny we peed ourselves?
Or that my mom had cancer, my dad got laid off and my sister had two kids?
Those aren't exactly discussion topics.

I do know that our reunion will have a layer of grief attached to it, RIP Chris.
I am also sure that we will have a blast but accomplishments have been racking my mind recently.

Maybe because of every sitcom/rom com episode of THE REUNION and what to expect....

The main thing is... I can not believe it has been ten years.
I feel like an old fogey talking about how time really does fly (LAME)
But for real!!
Sometimes I look in the mirror or think about my life and honestly think that I'm too young to have a kid or be married.
Weird how it happens.

So I'm really thinking that I should pull a Peter Griffin and show up as this for my reunion....


Space Cowboy Millionaire



or Adrienne and I could always do something like this...







Maybe that's the indifference I am feeling towards this... it's that those people are ADULTS and I sure as hell don't feel old enough to be an adult even though I know I really am...

Oh well.

Back to the birthday thing...
I've been super lucky to have such amazing family and friends to help me celebrate my birthday and keep me smiling all week long.
Love you guys :)



Tuesday, January 3, 2012

2011 - In Pictures

Instead of a wordy year in review, explanations to pictures and the like, I am doing JUST the pictures.
I am trying to put them in order, but you'll get the idea anyway.

Enjoy.